I guess the menu only has one option today! 🏃💨🍽️
I guess the menu only has one option today! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
306
When she says she's into "alpha males" 😈
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
314
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon 🐒
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
375
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.
1 year ago
315
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains 💀🔥. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid 😂).
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid ๐Ÿ˜‚).
1 year ago
317
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks.  🤯
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
242
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
๐Ÿค” Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
300
When the joke is so funny you're about to short-circuit. 😂
When the joke is so funny you're about to short-circuit. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
299
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. 🚩🤷‍♂️
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
293
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
281
The social media cold war has officially been declared. May the best profile pic win. 👀
The social media cold war has officially been declared. May the best profile pic win. ๐Ÿ‘€
10 months ago
292
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•
10 months ago
318
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. 🔥
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
234
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. 💀
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
295
How to start a civil war in the gaming community with just one word. 📱💥
How to start a civil war in the gaming community with just one word. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
307