💸 When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! 🚜😂
๐Ÿ’ธ When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
62
Democrats after visiting a Red State:
Democrats after visiting a Red State:
9 months ago
84
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology 😂 #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
9 months ago
74
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
50
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
9 months ago
77
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
9 months ago
57
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
9 months ago
87
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.๐Ÿ˜ด
9 months ago
74
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
9 months ago
76
Me realizing how weird that kiss between Luke and Leia was after finding out they were siblings 😬
Me realizing how weird that kiss between Luke and Leia was after finding out they were siblings ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
79
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 months ago
105
When your personality is as colorful as your hair and you demand the world adapts 🎨😎
When your personality is as colorful as your hair and you demand the world adapts ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜Ž
9 months ago
72
Ready to chill at the hottest concert of 2025! ❄️🎶😂
Ready to chill at the hottest concert of 2025! โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
83
When Photoshop becomes self-aware and NASA prepares for intergalactic meme wars 🚀😂
When Photoshop becomes self-aware and NASA prepares for intergalactic meme wars ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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