When you're so confident in your phone, you make a life bet 📱😅
When you're so confident in your phone, you make a life bet ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
1 year ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: 👀
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
177
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
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Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
1 year ago
168
When you try your best but you don't succee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
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When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. 🤬
When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
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Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
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Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! 
Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! 
News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
1 year ago
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How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades 😂
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.🧘‍♂️ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
1 year ago
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"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! 😂
"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age 💦
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
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