When your second face has more drama than your first one 😱👻
When your second face has more drama than your first one ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘ป
1 year ago
292
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
1 year ago
188
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
265
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it 😂.  "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. ✍️
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐Ÿ˜‚. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โœ๏ธ
1 year ago
217
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it 🍋
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐Ÿ‹
1 year ago
286
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
1 year ago
214
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." 😂
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
308
Florida Woman: Just living my best life 💅, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
Florida Woman: Just living my best life ๐Ÿ’…, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
1 year ago
254
🤌 When someone says pineapple belongs on pizza…
๐ŸคŒ When someone says pineapple belongs on pizzaโ€ฆ
1 year ago
265
When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. 😈
When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
302
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
268
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
276
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
10 months ago
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