POV: You just checked in your hotel during an anime convention 👁👄👁
POV: You just checked in your hotel during an anime convention ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
76
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. 💅
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐Ÿ’…
10 months ago
54
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of 💩
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of ๐Ÿ’ฉ
10 months ago
83
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
51
Playing Wii with your girlfriend:
Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" 😂
Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
54
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again 🤰
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again ๐Ÿคฐ
10 months ago
66
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
77
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
10 months ago
66
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
62
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow 😂. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
10 months ago
66
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
53
Me trying to figure out why my PS2 game is telling me to look in a mirror 😂
Me trying to figure out why my PS2 game is telling me to look in a mirror ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
67
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
10 months ago
83
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery 💅
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
10 months ago
80
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
10 months ago
56