When 'giving up' turns into a staycation with benefits ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“š
11 months ago
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When romance is on a McBudget ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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When your glow-up levels rival Apple's updates ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธโœจ
11 months ago
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When you miss your stop and end up at the 'train-walling' station ๐Ÿš„๐Ÿงฑ
11 months ago
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Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
9 months ago
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Me choosing to become a software engineer after realizing how crowded and noisy the library gets during exam week. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
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When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘ฎ
9 months ago
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Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
12
Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
9 months ago
9
When you reach enlightenment but you're a pear
9 months ago
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When you accidentally drop a whole bottle of food coloring in the bathwaterโ€ฆ but itโ€™s a river in China ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
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Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
8 months ago
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