Me running away from responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
When your kid starts coding in PHP, you know your parenting choices were... unique! 🤔💻🍷
When your kid starts coding in PHP, you know your parenting choices were... unique! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿท
1 year ago
99
When the password is more shocking than a heart attack! 😂🥴
When the password is more shocking than a heart attack! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
117
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch 🤫😂
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
Me trying to catch the train on Monday morning after a crazy weekend๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice 😂
When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
103
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it 😂.  "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. ✍️
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐Ÿ˜‚. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โœ๏ธ
1 year ago
164
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! 😭
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
131
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.*
Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* 😂
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally 😂
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: 🏃‍♀️💨
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
243
Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโ€™t work: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
134
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. 🙏
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. ๐Ÿ™
4 months ago
149
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
4 months ago
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