Me running away from responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
1 year ago
124
Me trying to catch the train on Monday morning after a crazy weekend๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice 😂
When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it 😂.  "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. ✍️
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐Ÿ˜‚. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โœ๏ธ
1 year ago
164
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! 😭
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
131
When your selfie game goes from 💅 to 😬 real quick because you sent it to the wrong number.  Sorry, wrong number! 😂
When your selfie game goes from ๐Ÿ’… to ๐Ÿ˜ฌ real quick because you sent it to the wrong number. Sorry, wrong number! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
231
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." 😂
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
213
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: 🏃‍♀️💨
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
243
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. 🤔🚽
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฝ
4 months ago
161
The moment we all learned that the family you choose can be just as real. Right in the childhood feels! 😭
The moment we all learned that the family you choose can be just as real. Right in the childhood feels! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
189
Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. 😒
Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. ๐Ÿ˜’
4 months ago
211
Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. ☢️
Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. โ˜ข๏ธ
4 months ago
195
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
4 months ago
212