When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session 🤔🏃‍♂️💭
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
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When history mixes with humor, it gets explosively awkward! 💥😂
When history mixes with humor, it gets explosively awkward! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When procrastination is your middle name 📅💪 'Not today!'
When procrastination is your middle name ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ’ช 'Not today!'
1 year ago
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When she says it's a shopping trip, but it's really a patience test! 💳💸😅
When she says it's a shopping trip, but it's really a patience test! ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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When you’re a spirit of vengeance but get sidetracked by internet memes 😂👻📺
When youโ€™re a spirit of vengeance but get sidetracked by internet memes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
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East vs West: one's known for their modesty and rich culture, the other put dollar signs on a pride flag.
East vs West: one's known for their modesty and rich culture, the other put dollar signs on a pride flag.
1 year ago
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Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age 💦
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
157
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
1 year ago
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