Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
9 months ago
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Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
9 months ago
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When you lose an argument on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
9
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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It's like a computer, but for those who appreciate the vintage rainbow aesthetic ๐ŸŒˆ
9 months ago
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When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
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When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
9 months ago
12
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
9 months ago
8
One leg up on the competition.๐ŸŽ“
9 months ago
9
This army? Where do I sign up? ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ
9 months ago
12
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
9 months ago
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When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
9 months ago
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That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. ๐Ÿ‘
4 months ago
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This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
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