When you mix art with a sprinkle of rebellion 🐷💸 #OrigamiRevenge
When you mix art with a sprinkle of rebellion ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ธ #OrigamiRevenge
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🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
๐Ÿค” If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
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When you get a free ticket to Poland but realize it's 1942 😬
When you get a free ticket to Poland but realize it's 1942 ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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When someone farts and it smells like literal poop 💩🤢🤮
When someone farts and it smells like literal poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
1 year ago
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Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
1 year ago
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When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool 👽
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. 🧀💀
Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me after telling my boss he's wrong: Run!!!
Me after telling my boss he's wrong: Run!!!
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In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. 🕵️‍♂️🇷🇺
In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out the new pokemon 🫠
Me trying to figure out the new pokemon ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
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When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes 😭🤬
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
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Turkeys watching TV and getting ready for Thanksgiving like: 🦃📺🤤
Pigs saving money for the holidays be like: 🐷💰🥹
Turkeys watching TV and getting ready for Thanksgiving like: ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿคค Pigs saving money for the holidays be like: ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿฅน
1 year ago
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Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
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