Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
169
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target 🎯
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target ๐ŸŽฏ
1 year ago
250
As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
As above, so below. โœจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
1 year ago
283
Justin Bieber's house is giving *Command & Conquer* vibes 😂
Justin Bieber's house is giving *Command & Conquer* vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
293
Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" ✨✨✨
Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" โœจโœจโœจ
1 year ago
266
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING 😈😂
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
1 year ago
179
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
325
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
334
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. 🤯
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. ๐Ÿคฏ
8 months ago
253
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. 🤷‍♂️🐶
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ
8 months ago
360
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. 😂
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
414
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. 😉
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
260
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
6 months ago
293