Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
9 months ago
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Buckwheat's got a point, where did all these other genders come from ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
9 months ago
9
When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
9 months ago
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When your biggest fans from high school show up to the game with a ratherโ€ฆ interestingโ€ฆ sign. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
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When you accidentally imply that Padmรฉ has gained weight ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When your neighbor's dog keeps pooping on your lawn, but you find out your kid is doing the same on their doorstep. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
9 months ago
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They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Tyler, The Creator dropping some controversial wisdom on how to deal with online haters back in 2012. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป
3 months ago
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That moment of realization when the math finally clicks... and it's devastating. ๐Ÿคฏ
3 months ago
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And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
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When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ
1 month ago
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Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
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European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. ๐Ÿง
1 month ago
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