When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. 😂
When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
When your friends are plastic, but your love is real.
When your friends are plastic, but your love is real.
1 year ago
177
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
1 year ago
151
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
251
When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
1 year ago
159
When you forget to put the gas cap back on after filling up… and yes, it’s a woman 😂
When you forget to put the gas cap back on after filling upโ€ฆ and yes, itโ€™s a woman ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
287
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
1 year ago
252
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
236
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
195
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
6 months ago
214
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. 🤷‍♂️
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
195
When you ask for the harshest reality truth and the universe delivers a knockout punch about the modern job market. 😭
When you ask for the harshest reality truth and the universe delivers a knockout punch about the modern job market. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
301
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. 🐷👮‍♂️
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
313
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
225