When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour 🦢🚣‍♂️
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
305
Me trying to hold on to my last bit of sanity after a long day
1 year ago
308
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. 🥰
Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. 😬
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. ๐Ÿฅฐ Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
177
Luigi's got that 'I've made a huge mistake' look 😬
Luigi's got that 'I've made a huge mistake' look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
300
When little Bobby drops the tables and your database cries 😅🖥️
When little Bobby drops the tables and your database cries ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
291
When your new friend's a little TOO imaginary! 🤔😅
When your new friend's a little TOO imaginary! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
310
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
280
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. 🦇
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. ๐Ÿฆ‡
9 months ago
172
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
9 months ago
310
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
436
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. 🤔
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
375
He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. 😂
He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
330
When you go ghost hunting in a German castle but forgot your Duolingo lessons. The spirits are just confused. 👻🇩🇪
When you go ghost hunting in a German castle but forgot your Duolingo lessons. The spirits are just confused. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
6 months ago
295
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. 🤦‍♀️
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
224
You come at the Supreme Leader, you best not miss. Poor Rob learned this the hard way. 😂
You come at the Supreme Leader, you best not miss. Poor Rob learned this the hard way. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
241