Me protecting my last 2 brain cells after a long day
11 months ago
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This orangutan's got moves! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฆง Better than my uncle at the wedding, that's for sure. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince my body to leave my warm bed in winter๐Ÿฅถ
11 months ago
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When you and your teammates are all aiming for that sweet assist bonus๐Ÿ’ฐโšฝ๏ธ
11 months ago
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When your fitness game takes a wild historical turn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ
11 months ago
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When your backpack is heavier than your homework load ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
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When religion takes a page from Fight Club ๐Ÿคซโœ๏ธ๐ŸฅŠ
11 months ago
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When your in-game pep talk turns into a novel ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽฎ
11 months ago
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When you gotta catch 'em all... even if it means transforming your entire room into a Pikachu shrine ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
9 months ago
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British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
9 months ago
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Just another casual day in Australian Parliament ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ž
9 months ago
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Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
8 months ago
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Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
8 months ago
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