When you are late for your flight and decide to land wherever is closer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. ☃️
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
1 year ago
249
When you forget to put the gas cap back on after filling up… and yes, it’s a woman 😂
When you forget to put the gas cap back on after filling upโ€ฆ and yes, itโ€™s a woman ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
287
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
1 year ago
252
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
236
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
195
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted 😈
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
246
When you're blind but still a freak 😏
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
285
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle.  💦
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
266
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too 😂
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
244
Father provides genetics, Daddy provides Gucci. It's just simple math. 🤷‍♀️
Father provides genetics, Daddy provides Gucci. It's just simple math. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
204
My parents just made me go to church, but I guess some kids have it worse. Much, much worse. 😂
My parents just made me go to church, but I guess some kids have it worse. Much, much worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
321
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
6 months ago
214
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. 🤷‍♂️
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
195