When you're at the currency exchange and they start showing you memes instead of rates ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฑ
1 year ago
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British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
1 year ago
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"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
1 year ago
309
That's one smart kitty 😹
That's one smart kitty ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
302
Me trying to relate to my friends problems 😂
Me trying to relate to my friends problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
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A tale of two Americas: one with advanced chest-feeding technology and the other with traditional family photos. Choose your reality.
A tale of two Americas: one with advanced chest-feeding technology and the other with traditional family photos. Choose your reality.
10 months ago
213
The four horsemen of aircraft naming conventions. America clearly has the most freedom. 🦅🇺🇸
The four horsemen of aircraft naming conventions. America clearly has the most freedom. ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months ago
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Well, that escalated quickly. From 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' to 'Can You Feel the Crippling Realization Tonight'. 😳
Well, that escalated quickly. From 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' to 'Can You Feel the Crippling Realization Tonight'. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
10 months ago
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My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. 🧑‍🍳
My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ
10 months ago
290
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
10 months ago
298
That awkward moment when you try to pronounce your medication's name and accidentally summon the dark lord. Well, this is awkward. 🐐
That awkward moment when you try to pronounce your medication's name and accidentally summon the dark lord. Well, this is awkward. ๐Ÿ
10 months ago
332
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😎
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
10 months ago
185
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. 🛶
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. ๐Ÿ›ถ
10 months ago
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Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. 🚀
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. ๐Ÿš€
10 months ago
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