POV: You live in Pompeii, Italy in 79 AD. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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When your grand plan for a swimming pool takes a historical twist! ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
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When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
10 months ago
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Thor: "I was never gay." Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
9 months ago
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When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘ฎ
9 months ago
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Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
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