When you finally automate everything in the factory game after 100 hours ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
125
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
174
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days 😔
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
162
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
1 year ago
152
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
1 year ago
164
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills 🧙‍♀️
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
186
When your girls are talking crazy 🤪😂 but your date doesn’t quite understand the assignment 😹 #Memes #Dating
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
1 year ago
170
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
1 year ago
109
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
108
Me trying to apply math problems to real life 😂
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course 🐧🏖️
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
174
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.🌿
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
1 year ago
188
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.🪙
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐Ÿช™
1 year ago
99
When you’re a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height 😭
When youโ€™re a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
171