When even the fish are more productive than you 🎣💼💡 #EelThinkingBig
When even the fish are more productive than you ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ก #EelThinkingBig
1 year ago
333
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them💅
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
398
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar ๐Ÿ˜‚ #straybar #doglife
1 year ago
376
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
241
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
393
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.🏋️😂
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
393
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
241
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus 😂
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner 😂
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
415
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
298
From table talk to screen scroll 📱🍽️
From table talk to screen scroll ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
290
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
304
Putting the 'familiar' in fame 🍿🤣
Putting the 'familiar' in fame ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
555
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
368
While the world was advancing from cars to spaceships, some people decided to stick with what they do best: shouting.
While the world was advancing from cars to spaceships, some people decided to stick with what they do best: shouting.
5 months ago
336