The breakfast of champions just got a whole lot more fabulous. ๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒˆ
6 months ago
3
He may be blind, but he saw his opportunity and took it. Smooth criminal. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•บ
6 months ago
22
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. ๐Ÿซ 
6 months ago
8
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. ๐Ÿฅฒ
6 months ago
11
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
6 months ago
11
When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
9
A true queen right there. The sacrifice is appreciated. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซก
6 months ago
8
And you thought your entry into this world was dramatic... spare a thought for baby giraffes. ๐Ÿฆ’๐Ÿ˜ฑ
6 months ago
9
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿง˜
6 months ago
7
Pour one out for the $5 footlongs and $20 full tanks. We truly didn't know how good we had it. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ธ
6 months ago
10
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. ๐Ÿ vs โ˜ญ
6 months ago
11
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
11
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
12
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
7
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Checkmate. ๐Ÿ’ป
6 months ago
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