Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
1 year ago
242
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
189
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
310
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow 😂
Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
270
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
This mnemonic for resistor color codes from an old textbook is certainly... memorable. 😬
This mnemonic for resistor color codes from an old textbook is certainly... memorable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
204
If the Windows 8 developers got stuck in a time machine set to 1995. 💾
If the Windows 8 developers got stuck in a time machine set to 1995. ๐Ÿ’พ
9 months ago
223
Worried your kid is using Linux? Know the signs before they move from Ubuntu to compiling their own kernel. It's a slippery slope. 🐧
Worried your kid is using Linux? Know the signs before they move from Ubuntu to compiling their own kernel. It's a slippery slope. ๐Ÿง
9 months ago
296
The kind of non-scale victory they don't tell you about. Worth every single calorie counted. 💪
The kind of non-scale victory they don't tell you about. Worth every single calorie counted. ๐Ÿ’ช
9 months ago
295
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. 🚀
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. ๐Ÿš€
9 months ago
301
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. 😉
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 months ago
325
Fortnite went from having cake to serving pancakes. A moment of silence for what we've lost. 😭
Fortnite went from having cake to serving pancakes. A moment of silence for what we've lost. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
317
A totally accurate and not at all stereotypical guide to how different countries solve problems. Personally, I'm feeling very UK today. ☕️
A totally accurate and not at all stereotypical guide to how different countries solve problems. Personally, I'm feeling very UK today. โ˜•๏ธ
9 months ago
305
When your prankster friend turns your contact list into a game of 'Guess Who?'. Now every call is a surprise! ๐Ÿ‘ป
9 months ago
241