When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
1 year ago
135
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
170
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
161
POV: it's summer break and you don't have a pool so you improvise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
1 year ago
167
When you accidentally rotate the image in MS Paint and all your efforts become FFFFFUUUU-
When you accidentally rotate the image in MS Paint and all your efforts become FFFFFUUUU-
1 year ago
100
When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama 📚😆
When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
113
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
116
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
166
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky 🌅🍑
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
105
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension 🤔
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
183
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse 🤬
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
141
They said he'd never get a girlfriend 😂. Look at him now
They said he'd never get a girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚. Look at him now
1 year ago
106
The first man to milk a cow: 🤔 So anyway, I started squeezing...
The first man to milk a cow: ๐Ÿค” So anyway, I started squeezing...
1 year ago
191
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
1 year ago
196