Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War* Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
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When the music sheet is more interesting than the actual music ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Playing Colin McRae Rally on a Saturday night like ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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One slept with 3000 men and died of AIDS, while the other slept with 3000 women and is alive. ๐Ÿค” What's the message here? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Me trying to figure out how portal technology works ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Legos: They're not just for kids anymore. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #nsfw #lego #darkhumor
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When your Yu-Gi-Oh deck is a little *too* thematic ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're on your period and become a bloody pad ninja assassin. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅท
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When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the Death Star is just too tempting. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when someone says "I'm pregnant and it's yours":๐ŸŽถNever gonna give you up๐ŸŽถ
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When the escape room designer took 'over the top' a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. Between the cyborg grizzly bear and the psychic octopus, I'm not sure where to even begin! Is that cake worth it? ๐Ÿค”
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Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you want the brands, but the brands don't want you in their price range ๐Ÿ˜‚
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