When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' 🍑
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' ๐Ÿ‘
11 months ago
56
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing 🦵🤕
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿค•
11 months ago
38
That awkward moment when even Sheldon has a relationship 😂
That awkward moment when even Sheldon has a relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
42
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
11 months ago
65
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. 🎉
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
11 months ago
35
When your cat has no boundaries and your partner is concerned they may pick up some bad habits 😹
When your cat has no boundaries and your partner is concerned they may pick up some bad habits ๐Ÿ˜น
11 months ago
69
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
69
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring 👀😂 #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
11 months ago
35
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
69
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*😈 No more excuses! Let's go! 💪
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*๐Ÿ˜ˆ No more excuses! Let's go! ๐Ÿ’ช
11 months ago
40
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment 💖🔫
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ”ซ
11 months ago
44
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds 💥🧠
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿง 
11 months ago
82
What society thinks we do: *crickets*.  Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
11 months ago
57
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
43
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon ๐Ÿคก
11 months ago
62