Me pretending to be interested in what that random guy at the club is saying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
🥂 1960s: Silver service in the sky! 2020s: Who needs personal space when you have a neck pillow? 😂✈️
๐Ÿฅ‚ 1960s: Silver service in the sky! 2020s: Who needs personal space when you have a neck pillow? ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
129
When Winterfell turns into a galaxy far, far away...🌌❄️
When Winterfell turns into a galaxy far, far away...๐ŸŒŒโ„๏ธ
1 year ago
322
When your multitasking skills reach epic levels 🍺🧙‍♂️
When your multitasking skills reach epic levels ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
302
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.🤯 Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!😂
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
Me when I accidentally think in the teacher’s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour:
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
1 year ago
189
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! 🍖👑
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
198
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well 😬
One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
227
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot 🥩😂
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. 😂
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
My entire career path explained by how much effort I'm willing to put into getting a pizza. SaaS life chose me. 🍕😂
My entire career path explained by how much effort I'm willing to put into getting a pizza. SaaS life chose me. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
295
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! 🎓😂
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
294
One person's romantic persistence is another person's giant red flag. 🚩
One person's romantic persistence is another person's giant red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ
5 months ago
290
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. 😭
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
259