Me running away from responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
226
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. 😂
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
226
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
257
"I stand with gay people" 🏳️‍🌈 proceeds to sit
"I stand with gay people" ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ proceeds to sit
1 year ago
236
When you're blind but still a freak 😏
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
393
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
1 year ago
245
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
1 year ago
236
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle.  💦
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
345
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
378
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
366
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
403
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
290
If you hear a coworker say this, call 911 immediately. 🚑
If you hear a coworker say this, call 911 immediately. ๐Ÿš‘
1 year ago
387
R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. 😉
R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
318