"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
1 year ago
236
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle.  💦
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
345
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus 😂
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
389
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one 😂
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
212
Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.
Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.
1 year ago
200
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"😂💪
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
271
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
1 year ago
317
R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. 😉
R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
318
That awkward moment when your side piece has a side piece... and you can't even say anything. 😬🐸
That awkward moment when your side piece has a side piece... and you can't even say anything. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿธ
2 months ago
173
When your meme gets double-digit likes and you suddenly feel like an A-list celebrity. 💅✨
When your meme gets double-digit likes and you suddenly feel like an A-list celebrity. ๐Ÿ’…โœจ
2 months ago
202
When all your emotional baggage gets together and creates a... masterpiece? 🤔
When all your emotional baggage gets together and creates a... masterpiece? ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
187
That moment of sheer panic when you're at your date's house and her kid makes a surprise appearance. 😬
That moment of sheer panic when you're at your date's house and her kid makes a surprise appearance. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
183
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. 🤦‍♂️
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
160