British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
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When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day 🧖‍♀️🍚🥣
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day ๐Ÿง–โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅฃ
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In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. 💀 The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. 😂
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. 😎"
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
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When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana 🍝💨
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed 💪😂 #seahorsedad
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #seahorsedad
1 year ago
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When you walk into the breakroom and see someone has been sucking out all the jelly filling from the donuts: I hate working here 💀
When you walk into the breakroom and see someone has been sucking out all the jelly filling from the donuts: I hate working here ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now 😂
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
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When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious 💀😂
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh 😂
Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
1 year ago
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POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.☢️
POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.โ˜ข๏ธ
1 year ago
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Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay 😈
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person 😬
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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