Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" 🔮🤫
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you love guns more than pizza🍕
When you love guns more than pizza๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to people how messed up the healthcare system is 🫠
Me trying to explain to people how messed up the healthcare system is ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
238
When you try to get rid of something but it keeps coming back โœจ๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
300
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation 😂
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're at the beach and trying to get a tan but also want to respect local customs 😂
When you're at the beach and trying to get a tan but also want to respect local customs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries.
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries.
1 year ago
239
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
1 year ago
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Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAAAAAN! 🦇
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAAAAAN! ๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
260
When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday 😂
When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
243
When your autocorrect exposes your true intentions 😂
When your autocorrect exposes your true intentions ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects 😂
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When your 18th birthday present turns out to be your eviction notice 😂📦
When your 18th birthday present turns out to be your eviction notice ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฆ
1 year ago
257
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".💀
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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