Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
11 months ago
35
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
So, basically every religion started as a cult? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
65
When you try to look tough in your yearbook photo but end up looking like you just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar 😂
When you try to look tough in your yearbook photo but end up looking like you just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
78
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. 👀
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
59
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat 😂
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
49
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: 😱
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
11 months ago
67
From pillaging villages to partying in clubs, Sweden has definitely changed. At least the hair game is still strong 💪.
From pillaging villages to partying in clubs, Sweden has definitely changed. At least the hair game is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช.
11 months ago
70
Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
11 months ago
69
When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process 😂
When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
50
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? 🤔 I guess we'll never know for sure 😂
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐Ÿค” I guess we'll never know for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
58
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House 🍄
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House ๐Ÿ„
11 months ago
67
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
11 months ago
48
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
11 months ago
55
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo.  🤦‍♂️
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
61
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate.  📵😂
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate. ๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
67