"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
1 year ago
245
When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo 😂
When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! 😂
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
205
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. 💅
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
139
When you're at the pub and suddenly realise you forgot your reading glasses.
When you're at the pub and suddenly realise you forgot your reading glasses.
1 year ago
226
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: 🤔 "Is this a standard feature?" 😂
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: ๐Ÿค” "Is this a standard feature?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
221
When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
1 year ago
233
Playing Wii with your girlfriend:
Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" 😂
Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again 🤰
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
187
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
1 year ago
127
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather 😂
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193