This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. 👀😂
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
11 months ago
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Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant🤰
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐Ÿคฐ
11 months ago
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When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion 😂 #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
11 months ago
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When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
11 months ago
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So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔  Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
11 months ago
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When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. 😂
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring 😂😭
Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
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When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
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Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target 🎯
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target ๐ŸŽฏ
11 months ago
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"Jumpolines" 😂 This meme takes me back... way back to when trampolines were whole and moms weren't breaking them. Ah, good times! 👵
"Jumpolines" ๐Ÿ˜‚ This meme takes me back... way back to when trampolines were whole and moms weren't breaking them. Ah, good times! ๐Ÿ‘ต
11 months ago
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