Me after wishing I could have more wishes
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
1 year ago
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When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
1 year ago
207
Me when the bass drops: ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
340
British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
1 year ago
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"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
1 year ago
309
That's one smart kitty 😹
That's one smart kitty ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
302
Me trying to relate to my friends problems 😂
Me trying to relate to my friends problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
268
Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh 😂
Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
1 year ago
258
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? 🤔
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
297
When you click on a link that says "petite girl takes on two monster chickens at once" and it's actually a webcomic. Expectations vs. Reality 😂
When you click on a link that says "petite girl takes on two monster chickens at once" and it's actually a webcomic. Expectations vs. Reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
268
POV: You're Frodo looking into the Mirror of Galadriel and all you can think about is 🐱
POV: You're Frodo looking into the Mirror of Galadriel and all you can think about is ๐Ÿฑ
1 year ago
355
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
1 year ago
312
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
1 year ago
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