Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
112
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
11 months ago
58
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'😴
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'๐Ÿ˜ด
11 months ago
84
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
11 months ago
59
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. 😬
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
71
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar ๐Ÿ˜‚ #straybar #doglife
11 months ago
83
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
11 months ago
42
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐Ÿ’
11 months ago
80
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
78
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.🏋️😂
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
108
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
50
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
50
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner 😂
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
85
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
48
Greece toll payment options:
1. E-Pass
2. Smart Pass
3. Other means of payment 😂
Greece toll payment options: 1. E-Pass 2. Smart Pass 3. Other means of payment ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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