When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
178
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.🦟
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.๐ŸฆŸ
1 year ago
254
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
1 year ago
302
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
178
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted 😈
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
247
When you're blind but still a freak 😏
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
286
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
258
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
246
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
1 year ago
169
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐Ÿ˜‚. Resistance is futile!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
163
From Hermione to *Hermoiney*🥵
From Hermione to *Hermoiney*๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
228
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
1 year ago
267
This is not okay.  Consent is everything. 🤔
This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
234
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty 😂
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296