The ultimate workday countdown strategy! 😂⏰ #TimeManagement
The ultimate workday countdown strategy! ๐Ÿ˜‚โฐ #TimeManagement
1 year ago
352
When your face is more memeable than your message 🤔🎨
When your face is more memeable than your message ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽจ
1 year ago
441
Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War*

Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War* Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
1 year ago
248
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
1 year ago
396
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
374
Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
372
Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you 😂
Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
459
Nicki Minaj's "Starships" music video be like: 🐴🎶😂
Nicki Minaj's "Starships" music video be like: ๐Ÿด๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
463
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! 🩸😂  Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity.  "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! 😂
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
419
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." 😂
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
336
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
369
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain 😂
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
404
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
374
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X 😂. Because it's right next to Pornhub 😏
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X ๐Ÿ˜‚. Because it's right next to Pornhub ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
340
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries 🇺🇸🍟
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
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