Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
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Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.🥵
When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.๐Ÿฅต
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Choose your fighter: Pussy or Spartan? 😂
Choose your fighter: Pussy or Spartan? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. 💅
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐Ÿ’…
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Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand 😂
Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: 🤔 "Is this a standard feature?" 😂
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: ๐Ÿค” "Is this a standard feature?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to survive my 8 AM classes after a night out partying 😂
Me trying to survive my 8 AM classes after a night out partying ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're so rich, money is just another piece of 💩
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
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Playing Wii with your girlfriend:
Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" 😂
Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
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Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather 😂
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather ๐Ÿ˜‚
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