Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When Firefox meets a literal Windows problem 😂
When Firefox meets a literal Windows problem ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me: *gets Hepatitis B*
Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
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When you interview a cop on a kids' show 🐷👮‍♂️
When you interview a cop on a kids' show ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
196
Picard uses Android 😂. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
Picard uses Android ๐Ÿ˜‚. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
1 year ago
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When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey 😂😭
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like 🤨
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
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When she's acting up but she also IS your phone📱🤦‍♀️
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
1 year ago
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Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next 😂
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your Vegas slot machine has more security and transparency than the national election. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
1 year ago
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Me trying to find my will to live after a long week 🦖
Me trying to find my will to live after a long week ๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
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When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" 😂
When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
1 year ago
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