Me trying to figure out the important questions in life 🤔😂
Me trying to figure out the important questions in life ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
100
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills 🧙‍♀️
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
185
When your girls are talking crazy 🤪😂 but your date doesn’t quite understand the assignment 😹 #Memes #Dating
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
1 year ago
169
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
107
Me trying to apply math problems to real life 😂
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
145
Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course 🐧🏖️
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
173
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images.  🤫
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time 😂
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
113
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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