When someone farts and it smells like literal poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
10 months ago
5
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
10 months ago
3
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
10 months ago
8
When you thought High School Musical couldn't possibly get any worse after the second one, but then along comes the third movie and it's somehow even *more* cheesy! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
3
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
9
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
10 months ago
3
When Kanye helps Hank with the grilling.
10 months ago
3
Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฅถ
10 months ago
3
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain ๐Ÿ˜น
10 months ago
6
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
3
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
10 months ago
6
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
7
Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
10 months ago
3
When you're struck by lightning right next to a 'Danger: High Voltage' sign. It's like the universe has a dark sense of humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
2
Finally, a tycoon game where you can build your own concentration camp! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
9