Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
1 year ago
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When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PapooseProblems
1 year ago
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When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
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Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand my Biology homework
1 year ago
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Me thinking about how I'm gonna spend my tax return ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
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When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky 🌅🍑
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
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When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy 😂🍕
When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
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When you try to maximize solar panel efficiency and accidentally create a death ray. 🔥😂
When you try to maximize solar panel efficiency and accidentally create a death ray. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain centrifugal force to my friend after watching a few youtube videos 😂
Me trying to explain centrifugal force to my friend after watching a few youtube videos ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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If ass wins. Why even ask?
If ass wins. Why even ask?
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights.  🤑
Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights. ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
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Building a flying swimming pool filled with trolljuice. Now that's what I call innovation! 😂
Building a flying swimming pool filled with trolljuice. Now that's what I call innovation! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your friend gives you terrible life advice 😂
When your friend gives you terrible life advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
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