When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
1 year ago
178
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively.  🔥
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
183
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โœจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit 🔥🎉
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
106
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
Me and the boys eliminating the problem 🗿
Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐Ÿ—ฟ
1 year ago
95
When you say you don’t always eat breakfast, but then you always do 😂
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways🤯
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
94
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
98
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. 
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. 
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 year ago
111
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
188
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud 😂
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care 😂
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
151
Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash 😂
Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150