When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
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Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
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When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me escaping reality after failing NNN ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
1 year ago
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When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
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Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. 🍷
Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂  It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: 👀
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
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Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! 😂
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just haven’t showered in 3 days
Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just havenโ€™t showered in 3 days
1 year ago
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The fact that they used the same prop fifteen years apart for two completely different things and nobody questioned it. 😂
The fact that they used the same prop fifteen years apart for two completely different things and nobody questioned it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
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