Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129
When your website is down, call the URLologist! 😂
When your website is down, call the URLologist! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
1 year ago
104
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
1 year ago
162
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government:  📉
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
1 year ago
162
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
1 year ago
164
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. 😂
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her.  😹
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
198