Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
1 year ago
338
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good?
Spider-Man: ...
Wolverine: Redheads.
Spider-Man: 🤝
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good? Spider-Man: ... Wolverine: Redheads. Spider-Man: ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
195
Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes 😂
Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
211
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face 😂
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
189
When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
258
Build your own pocket-sized Führer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
Build your own pocket-sized Fรผhrer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
1 year ago
220
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! 🍖👑
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
280
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
1 year ago
179
Surfers: We should be able to ride this wave, no problem. The ocean: Lol, kelp
Surfers: We should be able to ride this wave, no problem. The ocean: Lol, kelp
1 year ago
200
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
1 year ago
190
Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time 🥳
Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time ๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
203
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
200
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
306