When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. 🐦🐷
When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie 🌈🦄
Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„
1 year ago
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TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
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Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
1 year ago
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When you accidentally step on a sleeping friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
1 year ago
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When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally 😳
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
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Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus 😂.  At least it wasn't taken, right? 😏
When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it wasn't taken, right? ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" 😂
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks 😂
Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
1 year ago
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