Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car 😂
Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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POV: you're an ancient pharaoh who invented timestamps to skip the NordVPN sponsor segment.
POV: you're an ancient pharaoh who invented timestamps to skip the NordVPN sponsor segment.
11 months ago
43
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
11 months ago
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When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos 😂
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans 😂
Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
Me trying to pee with a boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
52
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
11 months ago
57
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. 🤢
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐Ÿคข
11 months ago
55
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! 😂
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
11 months ago
36
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
11 months ago
37
Duracell: We've got the power! 
Energizer: Hold my beer... I mean, battery.
Duracell: We've got the power! Energizer: Hold my beer... I mean, battery.
11 months ago
47
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits.
Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." 😂
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits. Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to catch the train on Monday morning after a crazy weekend๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
11 months ago
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