When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally 😂
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
1 year ago
97
When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
1 year ago
119
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
100
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse.  Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? 🤔
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
86
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
1 year ago
96
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" 
Me trying it at home: 🔥🏡
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" Me trying it at home: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿก
1 year ago
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If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious 😂. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! 🤪
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
164
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks, Reddit! 😂
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
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POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
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When you take the wrong escalator at the mall and accidentally join the Rebel Alliance 😂
When you take the wrong escalator at the mall and accidentally join the Rebel Alliance ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
166
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him 💥💪
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
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Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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