Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. Heโ€™s been collecting data for a while now. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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One small step for a man, one giant leap for "footwear" kind. ๐ŸŒ•
10 months ago
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Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your math homework says "show your work":
10 months ago
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Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
10 months ago
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Me trying to remember the broadcast MAC address after completing my CCNA course. ๐Ÿคฏ
10 months ago
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When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
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When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
10 months ago
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Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
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Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
10 months ago
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When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: ๐Ÿค” Guess I'll become a pirate then.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
10 months ago
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When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me escaping reality after failing NNN ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
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