Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. 😵‍💫
Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
318
Equal rights, equal sluts. 😂
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
329
One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. 🤔
One side yells slurs and blames people for a disease. The other cures cancer with a modified virus. Pretty clear who the real winners are here. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
289
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge 😂.  Parenting level: Expert.
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge ๐Ÿ˜‚. Parenting level: Expert.
1 year ago
181
When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth 😂 (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
1 year ago
318
Me pretending to be happy when a coworker I hate gets fired 😂
Me pretending to be happy when a coworker I hate gets fired ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
281
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
1 year ago
287
Me trying to make new friends: 🤝 
Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
Me trying to make new friends: ๐Ÿค Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
1 year ago
174
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
When your priorities are crystal clear 😂
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
My car be like after I ignore the check engine light for 6 months 😂
My car be like after I ignore the check engine light for 6 months ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change 😂🍼. The baby's tears say it all!
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ. The baby's tears say it all!
1 year ago
307
Me waiting for happiness like... 😅
Me waiting for happiness like... ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
206
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. 💇‍♂️🦁😹
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
198
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste 😂
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
310