Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you are so excited after the touchdown but forget there is a wall behind you ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv ๐Ÿ•บ
10 months ago
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When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
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TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
10 months ago
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Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
10 months ago
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When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
10 months ago
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When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
10 months ago
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When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it wasn't taken, right? ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
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Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
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Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
10 months ago
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