Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
341
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
323
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days 😔
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
323
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
1 year ago
295
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
1 year ago
313
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
223
Me trying to figure out the important questions in life 🤔😂
Me trying to figure out the important questions in life ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
335
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
175
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen 😂
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
249
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies 🦶📸
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
354
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills 🧙‍♀️
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
371
When your girls are talking crazy 🤪😂 but your date doesn’t quite understand the assignment 😹 #Memes #Dating
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
1 year ago
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