Winter is coming...with extra frosting! โ„๏ธโ˜ƒ๏ธ
10 months ago
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When resisting capitalism is sponsored by Apple ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
10 months ago
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Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.โš–๏ธ
10 months ago
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My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
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When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
9 months ago
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When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
9 months ago
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When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
9 months ago
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We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
9 months ago
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Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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It's okay, it's organic! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. ๐Ÿ‘พ
9 months ago
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When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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