Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
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When you troll the executioner with your last meal 😂
When you troll the executioner with your last meal ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster 😂
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. 😂
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
173
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story 🤔
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
165
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
158
Trump: "No one is above the law."  Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
183
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
1 year ago
159
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. 😂
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:🤳 "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1 year ago
155
When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.💃🕺
When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
162
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
190
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds 😂
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176