When you try to cross the double yellow lines but forget you are not a car. ⚠️
When you try to cross the double yellow lines but forget you are not a car. โš ๏ธ
1 year ago
75
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase.  It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
42
Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 😂
Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
58
When you're out of options and REALLY don't want a kid...😬
When you're out of options and REALLY don't want a kid...๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
42
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection 😂 #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
48
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
1 year ago
73
When you divide by zero and create a black hole that sucks in your house 😂
When you divide by zero and create a black hole that sucks in your house ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
50
Choosing the right browser is crucial. Internet Explorer users be like: HA! HA! I am using the internet.
Choosing the right browser is crucial. Internet Explorer users be like: HA! HA! I am using the internet.
1 year ago
67
Me trying to justify buying a $4000 PC so I can play Super Mario at 8 fps
Me trying to justify buying a $4000 PC so I can play Super Mario at 8 fps
1 year ago
73
When you give it your all, but it all goes wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚ #sportsfail #shotput
1 year ago
64
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths😂
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
When you're a genius but still want to play with blocks 🧠🔬🤣
When you're a genius but still want to play with blocks ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
53
Day of the Tentacle: Now with 100% more tentacle.
Day of the Tentacle: Now with 100% more tentacle.
1 year ago
63
Happy 9/11?  This cake is definitely taking the cake for the most inappropriate dessert ever. It's like they said, 'Let's combine a national tragedy with buttercream frosting!'
Happy 9/11? This cake is definitely taking the cake for the most inappropriate dessert ever. It's like they said, 'Let's combine a national tragedy with buttercream frosting!'
1 year ago
60
When you mess up so bad at Solitaire, even the computer judges you 😂 #TripleFail #GamingNoob
When you mess up so bad at Solitaire, even the computer judges you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TripleFail #GamingNoob
1 year ago
53