When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
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When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny 🐰 😂
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! 😂 #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
1 year ago
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Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
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Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid 😂
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks 😂
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes 😏
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes ๐Ÿ˜
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When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to level up my life 🫠
Me trying to level up my life ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
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The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to fit in at the party after arriving fashionably late ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature 😂
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
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